If you would like to email me more details about your company, you can do so at firejerry@cowboysfanrebellion.com.

Please respond if you are interested. I look forward to reading your response.

You seem to think that this overcomes thirteen years of failure.

Forget the draft failures of Kavika Pittman, Quincy Carter, Tony Dixon, Dwayne Goodrich, trading up for David LaFleur, Joey Galloway trade, etc…

Forget the hiring of Dave Campo, Wade Phillips, OC Jason Garrett before HC Wade Phillips…

Forget the whoring out of our team’s focus with Hard Knocks (twice) and 4th & Long…

Yes, forget all that because two journalists have expressed some optimism during training camp. It’s easy to be hopeful when the opponent isn’t on the field.

However, last I remember, our awesome team was laughed off the field 44-6.

Maybe Jerry Jones would be a better GM if he wasn’t filming commercials for Papa John’s.

13 years.

All of a sudden the light is going to come on?

You’re a moron if you think that one offseason with minimal improvement is going to radically change this teams will to win.

You seem to like big/obscure words. Try the word, eschew.

Because, I eschew any hope for this season, or any that will follow so long as Jerry is the GM of this team.

Funny how it’s been nearly three months since your last update. Why has that been? Because there’s good news and something has changed within the Dallas Cowboys and even other Diogenes fans are starting to get it. Therefore, there’s nothing for you to mewl about.

Even Randy Galloway and Jean-Jacques Reeves, two of the biggest curmudgeons amongst the DFW mediots, are starting to see a change within this team for the better. How you don’t see that and adapt your expectations, I don’t know. Well, actually, I do know. You WANT to be this way. You WANT to feel like a dirty hippie “railing against the man.” You want to feel like you’re the oppressed, like something out of a deranged cocktail mixed with sports and Bertrand Russell’s “Superior Virtue of the Oppressed.” You know what you are? You’re a stumbebum phony — that’s what you are, you coelenterate you.

So, go ahead and be down on this team — see what I care. You’re a child. You’re a child who covers his eyes during a suspenseful part of a movie and says, “Tell me when it’s over.” Well, we’ll tell you when it’s over and we’ll tell you you’re a frontrunning ingrate when you try to take part in the festive atmosphere after our success.

Thinking our President is doing a bad job doesn’t make you anti-American, does it?

If you think Jerry Jones is doing a fantastic job, more power to you…being a better/more educated Cowboys fan, though, you’ll be willing to hear a different perspective, right?

You have to admit that Jerry Jones isn’t flawless. For some, the good outweigh the bad. For others, the bad outweighs the good.

You’ll find the most vehement Cowboys fans support Jerry Jones hiring a real GM…The purpose is to return the Cowboys to prominence and that’s what Cowboys fans do, right?